Why didn’t he just ride down 83rd Ave?

The thing I appreciate about Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh’s novel of man who gets entangled in a family’s downfall, is that it’s a tragedy in the truest sense: all the ingredients of the last act’s misery are plain from the very beginning. As soon as you see how desperate the main character is to wrap his legs around a life of wealth and charm and wit, you can tell things are likely to end darkly.

University of Alberta student Isaak Kornelsen’s death cycling down Whyte Ave this week was not inevitable. But if you bike at all in Edmonton, you can plainly see the ingredients there for tragedy.

A white painted bicycle has been placed in a median on Whyte Ave. It is covered in flowers and cards for Isaak. A truck passes to the right.
A memorial set up by the Edmonton Bicycle Commuters for Isaak Kornelsen on Whyte Ave this week.

Isaak was riding his bike just a few blocks away from my house on August 27th. He was a cross-country and track athlete for the U of A Golden Bears, who’ve called him “a kind hearted and outstanding young man.” His family notes he was also passionate about his job serving and cooking at Café Mosaics on the other side of Whyte, and learning Swedish.

Whyte — or 82nd — Ave is mostly known these days for cupcake shops and nightclubs, but of course it’s also a major commuter road for cars, bikes, and huge vehicles trucking goods across the city. According to police, Isaak struck a mirror on a parked truck, lost control of his bike, and was crushed under a passing cement truck.

He was 21.

You might wonder why a cyclist would choose to bike anywhere with such heavy, dangerous traffic. I was on the bus the other day, and our driver was asking another passenger just that. As they shook their heads, the driver said, “Why didn’t he just ride down 83rd Ave? I feel bad for the driver.”

It doesn’t seem as if the cement truck driver intentionally struck Isaak, and in fact has said he didn’t even notice the bike had passed underneath him. But as soon as the bus driver asked this question, I felt like I could have guessed the answer.

Why didn’t he just ride down 83rd Ave? Because it would have made no sense to use 83rd. It’s a confusing, narrow road that starts out one way, was blocked off during the Fringe, makes it difficult to see traffic from other directions, and doesn’t even cross one of the major roads that are its bookends.

Why didn’t he just ride down 81st Ave? Because it’s blocked by a railway. Why not 84th? Another confusing road that’s partly one-way, blocked off by a parking lot. Why not 80th? You get the picture.

I commute through this neighbourhood regularly, and the only decent bike trails going the same direction are six blocks to the north or south, and both end just as abruptly as 83rd Avenue.

Bicycle infrastructure in Edmonton is getting better. The new bike corrals in Old Strathcona and the bike box intersection experiment will both make it safer and more convenient to get around. But by and large, traffic planning takes bikes into account as a distant afterthought. Patchwork bike routes that leave you staring at a set of train tracks push cyclists onto more dangerous roads that actually go somewhere.

Even more frustrating, there’s no reason Whyte Ave has to be this dangerous when trucks and bikes ride beside each other. As Edmonton Bicycle Commuters’ Chris Chan notes, “Collisions aren’t freak accidents. They’re the result of a series of decisions and events and the dynamics of traffic, taking place within a built environment and road design.”

Wide painted lanes for bikes, or separated bike paths, would make it safer and easier to get around. Some cities have even found fast, safe ways to clear bikes quickly from intersections without making roads any wider.

The most agonizing part of any tragedy is that its ingredients are visible from the start. Isaak Kornelsen did not have to die biking down Whyte Ave, but the factors that create dangerous situations like his are obvious. And they’re still there.

A Critical Mass bike ride in memory of Isaak will begin at City Hall on Friday, August 31st at 5:30 PM.

Satanic Circulation and 1000 Tiny Gestures

Today I come to you to make a humble request on behalf of Old Scratch himself, Satan. Or rather, on behalf of Punctuate! Theatre‘s great new play An Evening With Satan, on now at Edmonton’s Fringe. And two things have got me really excited to make this pitch to you.

Elliott James' Satan looks into a mirror, darkly
You’ll be close enough to bump horns with Satan at the show. (Photo credit: Killin’ Photography – April Killins)

First though, here’s the pitch. I’m a new board member at Punctuate!, and I am so so pleased that this is the first of our plays I’ve seen. An Evening With Satan is a dark, funny, and very rude show written and starring Elliott James (whose face just seems to hold an improbably number of disturbing expressions). The dark lord is summoned for an intimate evening to ask us why we live our lives in fear and regret, rather than embracing the joy of being alive. Along the way he shows a little of his vulnerable side, and you’ll probably show some of yours when he asks how many folks revel in bath salts, murder, and sodomy.

The Edmonton Journal’s Jason Markusoff called Elliott’s Satan a “seductive” and “charming, goateed high priest,” and we’re gearing up to take his dark delights on the road. After the Edmonton Fringe, Elliott and the (equally scandalous) director Elizabeth Hobbs will be heading to Vancouver’s Fringe Festival. As with all good endeavours, that’s going to cost money. So we’re in the middle of an Indiegogo campaign to make it happen.

Indiegogo, in case you’re not familiar with it, is an indie funding website like Kickstarter. You pitch in a little bit to make a big idea grow. In this case, you can get cool perks like complimentary tickets and signed posters. We’re aiming to raise $1000 to pay for these guys’ travel costs and hey, maybe eating along the way. We’re halfway there so far.

The first reason I’m so excited about this is I saw it last night at the Fringe, and it’s great. Elliott and Elizabeth share some genuinely outrageous moments, and made me think about my own ideas of pleasure, pain and vengeance. This is why I signed up to support Punctuate!: it’s a little theatre company with a big mission to create bold, intriguing original work that will grab you by the tie and make you sit up and pay attention to your life. And bonus, the play’s on tonight for half-price at 11:15 PM at the Daily Discount booth, too.

The second reason I’m so excited is because these kind of indie campaigns are warming the cockles of my heart lately. Roman Mars made a gigantic ask for his podcast 99% Invisible this month. He was raising money to pay a producer and get some videos made, and once he passed his first target he wondered if he could do something ground-breaking, and get 5000 supporters for his tiny show.

It didn’t matter how much you donated, he just wanted people to feel like they were part of creating something exciting, and it reminded me of something Stuart Mclean did. A couple of years ago Stuart Mclean was in Edmonton doing a Vinyl Cafe Christmas performance, and he was raising money for one his listeners, for medical expenses or something. I don’t remember what the money was for but I remember he asked folks not to donate too much, because he wanted the outcome to be the product of many small gestures, many people making a small choice to help each other out, to add up to something inspiring.

An Evening With Satan made me smile and cringe in all the right ways, and I think it’s worth a bucketload of support. If you can chip in anything, $5, $10, $25, head to Indiegogo before August 30th, you’ll be helping make something magic happen. The perks are nice, too. But that’s my pitch.

The 99% Invisible gang did it, by the way. I know we can, too.

Our Shareable Neighbourhood

We were looking for a horseshoe.
Some of the folks out at last weekend’s Backyard Gardens walk.

I’ve had some time on my hands this summer to brew a couple new projects, and I think one of them is ready to open up a bit to the world. It’s called Shareable Neighbourhood.

Well, it wasn’t always called Shareable Neighbourhood. Technically this is the first time that’s ever happened. Initially I just called it Neighbourhood Walk, and between the two names you kind of get the idea: monthly tours of our neighbourhood in Old Strathcona/Mill Creek, to let people share what they know about local history and nature.

It was an idea born out of Next Up, the leadership program I finished this year. I’d been trying to dream up ways to get people jazzed about the nitty-gritty of where we live. Partly because I’m intensely curious about how and why things got to be the way they are, and partly because I think when you know more about what’s in your soil and who’s lived on it, you’re more likely to stand up for it. And partly I hoped that if we were all learning and sharing this stuff together more often, we’d feel like we had a more natural community of people to turn to when we need help getting a group solar panel discount, or bringing people out to a city council meeting — you get the idea.

The twist is that while we’ve had three so far and it’s ready to be murmured about online, it’s also young and needs fresh minds. I’m really trying to encourage folks in the neighbourhood to feel confident leading their own walks, even if they don’t have a degree or letters behind their name to qualify them in the idea. That’s why last weekend’s theme was Backyard Gardens: six of us who aren’t professional horticulturalists got to show off what we know about making tomatoes and delphiniums look good. So I want to decentralize the planning behind this as soon as possible, and we also need theme ideas.

So if you’re reading this, and you live in and/or know a lot about Edmonton’s Old Strathcona and Mill Creekish areas, drop me a line. If you have a tour you’d like to lead, great! We’ve done Plants of the River Valley and History of Immigration to Edmonton so far, and I think this month we’re going to investigate the local railways. And if you’d like to get involved in organizing, I’d love to hear from you too. Shareable Neighbourhood also has a Facebook group if you want to join. It might need to become a likeable page at some point.

By the way, this project owes a lot to the Jane’s Walks. They’re these annual walks all around the world that work exactly this way. Locals lead walks around topics like how an industrial heart became an urban park. I didn’t even realize how inspired I was by Tim McCaskell’s tour of Toronto’s gay village until someone pointed it out to me.

Also the name change was inspired by the great podcast 99% Invisible, which has much the same mission to explore the unseen story behind everyday parts of our lives. They tell beauteous stories about everything from how a picture gets on a stamp, to why US currency is so ugly, to how a Walt Whitman poem became wrought in an iron fence in Brooklyn. Just listening to the host, Roman Mars, this week made me more pumped about getting people to show off these unseen stories right beneath the surface of where we live. I highly recommend you check it out.